What the Flock is this About?

Welcome to Flocked Designs

Big Brother is watching. Might as well give him something cool to look at.

Let’s face it: between the street cameras, the algorithm tracking your search history, and the smart-fridge probably wiretapping your kitchen, privacy is basically dead.

We’re not saying you need to go completely off the grid, throw your smartphone into a lake, and live in a bunker. Instead, we believe in a different kind of resistance.

A peaceful, comfortable, 100% cotton resistance.

Flocked Designs was born out of a simple idea: the mass surveillance state is getting out of hand, but resisting it shouldn't require violence and destruction.

We create high-quality, edgy apparel for the modern "sheeple" who are finally waking up. Our shirts are designed to be a peaceful, silent protest to the powers that be —a stylish way to say "Flock Off" to the eyes in the sky without ever having to raise your voice.

Ultimate Lazy Activism

You don’t have to draft a manifesto. Just put on a Tee, Hat or Hoodie. You’re now officially part of the silent protest.

So, trade your tin-foil hat for one of ours. Browse our collection, find your favorite design, and let's start waking up the flock—one shirt at a time.